Coachella has OFFICIALLY announced their lineup for 2018, and with that we already have our first creepy Kijiji ad for free Coachella tickets. As you can see, the title of this kijiji ad ‘Looking for 2 women to come to coachella with me…’ is not weird at all, but it gets even more odd as we dive into the specifics. Basically this guy is some kind of low level EDM artist (although he thinks you will love his music), and he has 3 artist VIP passes to Coachella. Now instead of bringing 2 of his friends or musical collaborators, he is asking for 2 young females to come to the festival with him so that they can go backstage network with other artists and basically talk this guy up because he has some social anxieties.
Some of the requirements:
- A female between 21 and 24
- you must have some knowledge of electronic music
- you must NOT LIKE DIPLO in fact if you see Diplo you need to treat him badly (poor Diplo!)You MUST accompany him to networking opportunities
- If you are invited to an afterparty you MUST insist that he joins you
- And you must send a picture so the subtext is… you must be good looking… not weird at all.