Are you ready for the weirdest explanation on how to drink wine?
#1 You gotta be a lil’ snobby. Stick your nose right in the glass and roll the glass from side to side.
“Smell it like you would a lover” Not my words. I don’t smell my lovers.
#2 You gotta chew it like food and make obnoxious noises with your mouth.
This is to let the wine aerate in your mouth.
#3 Taste it after it’s gone. Let the flavour of the beautiful wine linger in your mouth.
“Don’t just forget about it, taste it when it’s gone from your mouth and from your nose and as it goes into your body and becomes part of your soul”
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