Kim Kardashian is the level of petty I aspire to be. This woman just released 3 Kimoji Heart fragrances titled Bae, Ride or Die, and BFF as part of her KKW cosmetics line. The fragrances come in a really pretty heart shaped box, they’re colour coded with blue for Bae, purple for Ride or Die, and pink for BFF. Well – she posted on Snapchat an image of these colour coded post it notes with celebrity names…and there’s some names you’d expect on there, like Kendall Jenner is on the Pink BFF list, Cardi B is on the Ride or Die Purple list…but then you have the blue list…and that’s something different…it’s 100% people who Kim has beef with. She says, “I’m going to send my fragrance to my lovers, to my haters, to everyone that I think of because it’s Valentine’s Day after all.” And there’s quite a few names on this blue list…but some of them are, Piers Morgan, Blac Chyna, Pink, Taylor Swift obviously, Wendy Williams, and Chelsea Handler…wow. Honestly, I wouldn’t even be mad if I was on the haters list…I want a fragrance from Kim on Valentine’s Day! At least she thought about you on Valentine’s Day! It’s the thought that counts. Kim, we officially have beef – can I get a fragrance now?