A sandal you’ve been waiting your WHOLE LIFE for!
Nike has created a sandal with a fanny pack on it! Why carry a purse? Why carry a wallet? NO NEED NOW!
They come in pink and green colours and include a textured, molded footbed for comfortability.
Disclaimer: It’s not even clear whether the fanny pack has a functional zip or whether it’s one of the sorts which appeared on garments circa the nineties which don’t work but are placed strategically on clothing to make the wearer look as though they’re carefree enough to break free from the shackles of fashion at any moment.