Break ups suck. The worst part is trying to get your favourite hoodie back (spoiler alert: you’re never gunna get it).
Have you ever lost something to an ex? I once lost one of my favourite books, but then she gave it back cause she’s cool. I ain’t so cool, though.. I still have my other ex’s hoodie cause it’s the comfiest thing on this planet.. I don’t know what it is about boy’s hoodies, but they’re just better in every way.
One lady lost something to an ex that I guarantee beats whatever you lost by a thousand.
This girl breaks up with her ex, then while he’s packing up his stuff she takes a nap, because priorities. When she wakes up he’s gone and so is her toilet… he stole her toilet. A TOILET.
Now all she has is a disgusting hole in her floor..
I mean I understand being mad about the break-up, but stealing a toilet seems a little extreme.