Happy Legalization! Whether you are 420+ or not these are funny. Edibles are not legal to buy yet but you can make your own if you have the skills!
Here are some highlights (check out the full list at the link):
- Just logged an edible on MyFitnessPal.
- Ate a weed gummy earlier and cooked a pizza at 15 degrees for 400 hours.
- I ate some weed caramels earlier today and just said “thank you” to a closed door a full minute after the food delivery guy left.
- Me high off a whole edible, staring at the TSA lady for 15 minutes after handing her my debit card when she asked for my ID.
- When you ate the whole weed brownie and start hearing color.
- Just ate a weed brownie. I’m boutta read the bible for the next 8 hours.
- When your boss calls a last-minute Friday meeting and you jumped the gun on your edible.